Ken Griffey, Jr. is hanging up the cleats at the age of 40 years old. Griffey is ending his career 5th on the all time home run list with 630. He is also a 13 time all-star, 10 time gold glover, 3 time home run derby champ and the 1997 MVP. He is also the most popular Seattle sports star of all time. There are a number of runners-up such as Shawn Kemp, Cortez Kennedy, Edgar Martinez, Walter Jones, Randy Johnson, Gary Payton, Eugene Robinson, Jack Sikma and many more. Sam Perkins, AKA Big Smooth, is a personal favorite and a friend of the site. Thanks Jr. for all of the great years!
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Floyd Landis is continuing to make a spectacle of himself. Four years after being caught cheating at the Tour De France, he is accusing the entire cycling world of cheating. The worst part is that he lied about drinking whiskey after his 2006 win. He said he drank pretty heavily the night before by having “two beers and at least four shots of whiskey,” We’re not quite sure when he started drinking heavily cause that’s 5pm on a weeknight at the RWW offices. Jeremiah Weed Bourbon Whiskey is leading the charge on behalf of the whiskey community and demanding an apology from the cheat. Hey Floyd, we’re known to drink whiskey and then bike hundreds of miles through the alps cause we’re real champs. Keep reading RWW and learn a thing or two.
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Scott Jurek broke the previous 24 hour running mark by a half mile a couple weeks ago. He logged over 165 miles during those 24 hours. How many bottles of whiskey must he have drank to keep focused? Our guess is a lot!
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RWW would like to salute Earlene Harvey-Morris for receiving her high school diploma at the ripe old age of 95. We have yet to earn our GED’s so we’re using her as motivation for the long haul! Go get em’ champ!
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Diego Maradona promised to run through the streets of Buenos Aires naked if Argentina wins the world cup. For the sake of humanity… COME ON USA!!
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A Philly’s fan pleads guilty to intentionally throwing up on two other fans during a game. Way to stay classy Philly!
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“Snail fiddling is not an occupation I’d be proud of. You dirty f*cker.”
“Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!”
“My bagder’s gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!”
“So this is what it feels like to be a gummy bear.”
The words of a whiskey-loving drunk? Nope. They are those of Adam, a mild-mannered Englishmen who likes to talk in his sleep. His wife decided to turn a recorder on before bed which has enabled her to share his late night rants on their blog. Now they’ve found sudden fame and have been making the rounds on TV.
The guy is a riot. We’re not sure how his wife could get any sleep when hearing things like, “You can’t be a pirate if you don’t have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.” or “Monkey power! Straight from the jungle.” We’ll leave you with our favorite: “Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible.”
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We’ve had enough of the Hipster invasion. Hipsters are smug individuals who want to make sure everyone knows they’re the most informed people in the room. You will be able to spot a Hipster if you look out for these key physical characteristics: tight pants, black leather jacket, retro shirt from the 80’s, and messy hair that took them an hour to mold. You can learn more about hipsters here. Beware of these individuals, they may cut you with their coolness.
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If you haven’t turned on your TV in the three months than you’ve fortunately missed the Jersey Shore on MTV. Trust us, you’re not missing a thing. The show is about 3 things and no, it’s not “Gym, Tan, Laundry “. The show is only about drinking, hooking up and fighting. MTV is marketing the crap out of these poor posers because they don’t have much more to offer. We’d support the show if there were interesting topics or likable people, unfortunately there aren’t. Hopefully they’ll realize this is bad for America’s soul!
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